This is the story of a boy named Brett Zangel. He was the most popular human on the entire planet. His looks were perfectly gorgeous, his personality was irresistible. All the girls wanted him, all the boys wanted to be him. Even the world leaders loved Brett. The UN was discussing renaming America the United States of Brett. But Brett was modest about his greatness. He enjoyed the simple pleasures of life, like basketball, and went to a normal school with (mostly) normal friends. He rode the bus there and back (the bus was voted "World's Greatest Bus," not because it was particularly fancy, but because Brett rode it) and went to all his classes and ate lunch, and went home to do whatever it is Brett does. We don't know, because  we dare not invade his privacy. That is a normal day in the life of Brett Zangel, the world's greatest human.